February 2012
Watchevgenivmalkin:
Skates & Plates 2012
i actually have a good number of followers but everyone ignores me so it feels like i actually have 4
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“I want to be a Penguin for a long time. I want to win championships here. Plus,...”
– James Neal (via kanershuffle-your-toews)
person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
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me: im so over him
him: hi
heart: kidding
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Teacher: What comes after 69?
Student: Mouthwash
Teacher: Get out
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channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
secretlychinese:
there should be some kind of thing set up so that if you’re a fangirl you get money from the government like “i’m sorry this has happened to you here’s $70000 for merch and gigs”
